im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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