dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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