You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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