my vag is so smooth its legendary
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
