I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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