The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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