So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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