btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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