HIV tests are more positive than that guy
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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