Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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