The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
