yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
