you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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