i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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