Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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