Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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