I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We had to coat check the pizza.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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