Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You made out with two different species that night
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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