my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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