Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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