We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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