I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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