i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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