The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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