I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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