love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
