Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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