I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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