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(317): View more from Indiana

hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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(631): View more from New York

i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.

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(905): View more from Ontario

i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.

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(310): View more from California

I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it

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(928): View more from Arizona

He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.

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