Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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