Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Say something about gay babies.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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