she smelled like a LAN party
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Randomize
