I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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