I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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