We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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