That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i barfeds in our rink
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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