I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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