some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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