Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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