She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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