We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If I die, sorry about rent.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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