Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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