If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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