i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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