I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i need some magic done to my vagina
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its like you know when i get waxed
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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