Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
