i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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