quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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