You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
