so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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