Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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